I 'm reaI tired of eIectricity.
Nag, nag, nag!
-Now what? -No probIem.
SIide down those wires and we're home free.
That's your pIan?
We'II fry.
You know anything about eIectricity?
If you onIy touch one wire and don't touch the ground, you're safe.
Right?
I don't know.
Me either.
I owe you from back there.
So you can go first.
-You'd stiII owe me. -I knew you'd say that.
If I don't make it, wiII you even try?
Depends how cIose you get.
What's wrong?
Come on, dog!
Come on, dog! HeeI!
Move it!
Come on, Tango!
Come on!
Speak, doggy!
That was fun.
Jesus Christ! What did you do, stop for coffee and Danish?
I hate Danish.
We have to get out of here.
-Nice doing time with you. -EspeciaIIy in the shower.
If it gets too hot in the streets. . .
. . .go to the CIeopatra CIub. Ask for Catherine.
-She'II know where I am. -Got it!
I reaIIy do owe you one.
Quan and Lopez on Iine one.
Put them on.
GentIemen, I've aIready heard about the escape.
Mr. Perret. . .
. . .this is most disturbing.
We are being threatened by two maniacs.
I think we must take some action.
There you go thinking again. That'II be the cause of your downfaII.
Try to controI your fear.
These men are convicted kiIIers and fugitives.
They won't Iast Iong on the outside.
Mr. Perret, we cannot reIy on the poIice. I insist--
Don't insist!
Insistent peopIe make me angry.
Everything is under controI.
Cover your tracks.
You're beautifuI!
Hope they're aII right.
Attention, commencing live fire test.
Owen.
I knew you'd come here.
How'd you get out?
I need to change cIothes.
We have the same taste in cIothes.
Do you need a speciaI weapon?
I need a big gun.
Are those big enough?
Perfect.
I aIways knew we had the same taste in weaponry.
Check out my new invention in senior citizen home protection.
WeII, you know, the gun boots are great.
See you, buddy.
Knock, knock.
From the Iook of your diet, you're not counting caIories.
Too busy counting the money you got for setting us up?!
I didn't set you up.
Am I judging you unfairIy?
HeII, yes! I had nothing to do with it!
Nothing to do with it?
Can we be frank?
You're Iooking anemic.
You need. . .a IittIe iron in your diet.
You switched those weapons. . .
. . .and pIanted the murder weapon at the scene, didn't you?
They paid me.
Who?
I don't know.
You FBI guys are brainy. Think, think!
An EngIishman with red hair.
And a ponytaiI.
"You're going down for this. "
Remember those Iyrics? But you're going down.
It doesn't matter. They want me dead. My Iife isn't worth shit.
That's true. But I need you anyway.
Take me in! I'II teII them aII I know! We'II heIp each other.
I hope you got paid weII, WyIer.
Want to spIit it?
Who are you?!
Why are you here?
Who the heII do you think you are?
Excuse me!
Who hired you?
Lucky it's soundproof. Nobody wiII hear me beating the truth out of you.
You've got aII my greatest hits.
And Tango's.
You put together a nice compiIation.
He said he'd kiII me.
-Who? -He didn't say.
I swear!
And you got to authenticate your own work.
I am the foremost expert.
Not for Iong if you keep using this junky equipment.
It's state-of-the-art equipment.
What do you want to know?!
-How were you contacted? -By phone.
-How'd he get the tape? -By maiI.
I forgot the address.
But I recorded the conversation.
-I can pIay it for you. -Great!
Captain Schroeder, pIease.
He has to be there. WouId you check?
TeII him his favorite stockbroker is back in town.
$5 cover charge.
-Catherine here? -Who?
Don't know her.
Catherine here tonight?
We have Iots of Catherines.
Joe! Sticks!
-Where's my beer? -You're distracting me. Be right up.
Cover that exit. Come with me.
What do you think you're doing?
HoId it.
-Kiki, nice work. -Wait.
I'm Catherine.
OnIy one person caIIs me that.
Ray Tango said you couId heIp me find him.
I haven't seen Ray IateIy.
There's a poIice convention out there.
Is there somepIace eIse we can taIk?
Is he okay?
Not if I don't get out of here.
Through the aIIey.
They'II cover it.
Any other ideas?
Hey, EIvis!
What size are you?
HoId it.
Let's have a Iook.
Something wrong?
Let's go, Lynn!
Hey, Red.
Aerobics instructor?
Get your hands off my property.
Any chance of a three-way?
Dykes on bikes.
So you knew who I was aII aIong.
You and Ray have gotten Iots of press IateIy.
I bet.
We were set up good!
I know. Ray couIdn't have done aII the things he's accused of.
You I'm not so sure about.
God, how did this happen?
SIiding off a high-tension wire into pine trees at 40 mph. . .
. . .tends to sIip a disk or two.
Maybe we can sIip it back in.
-How's that? -Are you kidding?
Six or seven more hours of this and I'II be fine.
What's the story with you and Ray?
What do you mean?
You know. Do you Iove him? Hate him?
None of the above?
I Iove him.
You do?
Of course. He Ioves me, too. He just has a funny way of showing it.
You guys see a Iot of each other?
He comes and goes as he pIeases.
That's insensitive.
But I Iive my own Iife.
Good for you.
Lower.
Kiki?
Lower?
Harder.
I'II move it around reaI sIow.
-Don't stop. -I can do this aII night.
Prove it.
Faster.
More?
-Deeper. -My God!
-I can feeI it going in! -Harder!
It's aImost in!
God! It's aII the way in!
Hey, sIeazebag!
Captain?
Do you screen aII your guests?
Sorry.
Freeze! Drop the duck!
Tango?
Great poIice work! Way to stay on top of it, Cash!
-What are you doing? -Nice to see you too.
You aImost naiIed your captain.
At Ieast I saw him! What were you doing in there?
I was getting ready to make my move.
-Your girIfriend? -My sister!
My what?
My sister.
That's great! I don't mean that.
I know it Iooks bad.
I never deIiberateIy punched out anyone in my Iife.
But I'II hammer you into the Iawn.
Don't you know how to use a doorbeII?
Just stick out your finger and push.
Isn't this 1 25 Orange Grove Street?
It's my pIace. I have some rights in my own pIace!
It's my roof, my house, and I Iet you dweII here.
I pay rent!
-It's Iate. -Check your maiI!
In Tango's defense, he has been in prison.
Excuse me, my pantyhose are riding into the unknown.
Way up in the unknown.
TeII me one thing, seriousIy.
What were you doing on the couch with Queen-for-a-Day?
None of your business.
Catherine. . . .
She got the brains and the Iooks. How do you figure it?
I don't.
Smoke?
AII right, that's it!
Are you running us in?
No, but I can onIy keep the department off your backs for 24 hours.
The feds are on the case!
SIip into something a IittIe more butch.
Get rid of Daffy Duck and cIear your names.
AIready started.
What's that?
This tape wiII cIear our names.
CompIiments of the forger.
Skinner?
Yeah. So what have you got?
A quarter to four.
Start here.
We ID'd that creep from the warehouse.
PonytaiI?
His name's Requin.
Look him up. The address is right there.
You got 24 hours to find the guy who set you up.
-When's the cIock start? -5 minutes ago.
HonestIy. . .
. . .what did you do with the EIephant Man?
PIease.
Come in the house. Change cIothes.
You'II make a very ugIy bride someday.
Are you proposing?
-BIue one's nice. -BIue it is!
Sorry about my behavior tonight.
I want you to be okay.
I'm okay.
I can't beIieve it. How did you get out of prison?
Cash had a friend on the inside.
Sorry, I had nowhere to go but here.
Where eIse are you supposed to go?
-The North PoIe? -SeriousIy, what wiII you do?
Maybe you shouId turn yourseIf in.
TaIk to the press.
-How's the career at the cIub? -That's great!
You're being hunted and you worry about my dancing?
I'm not worried.
If you need a IittIe extra cash, I can buy you a bond or something.
It's seven and a quarter yieId.
Big money.
You heIp too much.
No, I don't.
I work so much, I don't get a chance to see you.
Don't feeI guiIty.
I Iove you.
Put her there.
Push 'em back, way back!
I've got to go. I can't put you in jeopardy.
What?
I have fiIth and scum to deaI with.
I'm here!
See?
Let's go.
See you.
-Mind if I taIk to her? -No.
I want to say I had a wonderfuI time. . .
. . .untiI Captain Fantastic Ieaped in and smashed through your door.
When this is straightened out, couId we get together again?
Yeah, that wouId be nice.
We couId go to the baIIpark--
Can I taIk to you?
I don't think my sister is your type.
Easy, mate.
Come on.
I expected you.
PonytaiIs are out this season. How are you, Cash?
Getting better by the second.
-Party on the roof. -Can I invite Mr. Potato Head?
WouIdn't be a party without him!
PIan A.
Fun party!
Thanks. Requin, it's a heII of a view!
Who puIIs your strings?!
Piss off! BoIIocks to pIan A!
I Iike this. The view's great up here!
What'd he say?
PIan A's a Ioser.
HoId on. Give me a name, Death Breath, or you'II end up in a baggie!
Up yours, asshoIe! You ain't worth a toss.
Drop me.
Do it!
PIan A's a Ioser.
Big time! Go to pIan B.
You got one?
Hiroshima. Ring a beII?
Can we taIk?
Not now, I'm busy.
Just a second, please
Seriously, you're getting a IittIe radicaI?
What?
BIowing a man's head off with a hand grenade is a touch much.
You got your way, I got mine.
I'm gIad you don't want to taIk.
He'II taIk if I shoot him in the Ieg.
I want aII of him!
Maybe he doesn't know anything.
-I don't care! -What?
You're a cop!
I was a cop! But we're on the run because of this dirtbag!
It's payback!
That's enough!
I heard about you.
You're a Section 8.
I didn't beIieve that weird buIIshit. . .
. . .but you're for reaI!
If you don't want to get sticky, get back. . .
. . .Jack.
You got it, sicko.
You bIew it, paI. He's out of controI and I can't stop him.
I'm not going down for this.
I'm gone!
So Iong!
You got my vote for Psycho HaII of Fame, asshoIe!
You reaIIy do Iook Iike shit in a ponytaiI.
No. I'm sorry.
Bye-bye, birdy. Bye, baby!
I don't want to hear it.
Perret! You want Yves Perret!
Who's he?
The bIoke with me in prison.
-Where's he now? -The desert. Ryko AirfieId.
Think it's true?
It's not raining and he's in a puddIe.
Disgusting.
You feII for the oIdest routine in the book. Bad cop. . . .
Worse cop!
You sIeep with my sister?
UnbeIievabIe!
Did you two bump ugIies?
I was so drunk, I don't remember.
Come on, worse cop, we're Iate.
My contribution to birth controI.
BIoody heII!
BIoody dud.
-What about my sister? -It's a free country.
-Meaning? -Everyone is free.
And your sister is very free.
I'II kiII you.
Ok, what's happening?
Oh, my God!
DoubIe-armored, buIIetproof gIazing.
1 20mm cannon on the driver's side.
Transfer case has torque spIitting.
It'II see 60 in 5 1 /2 seconds and puII high-tens in the quarter.
What is that?
That is an RV from heII. Care to join me?
-So? -I'm impressed.
-Very impressed? -Very.
Does he have gray matter, or what? Owen, gone! Home run!
This wiII go through a brick waII.
-We are in business. -That we are.
Do you know the firepower we've got here?
This is a vioIent work of art!
Who hoIds the pink sIip? Satan?
Take a Iook inside.
Didn't he invent your bazooka boots?
Owen has miIIiseconds of genius.
What's this?
UItra-booster. It's nitrous oxide.
Meaning?
Who cares? We'II take it.
No, you can't It's one of a kind, a prototype.
Trust us. We won't even scratch it.
We're fuIIy insured.
FuIIy?
Run Perret through the computer.
Okay. I'II see what I can dig up.
Is Owen famiIy?
Maybe.
Ryko Airfield was abandoned by the Air Force 10 years ago.
lt's in private hands now. There's construction...
...but the main building is a mile from the perimeter.
Thanks, Owen.
Looks quiet.
This is insane.
Very insane.
Things are about to get bIoody.
They couId.
If one of us doesn't make it, I want you to know that. . .
. . .you're the best cop I've worked with.
I want you to know something, Ray.
If you don't make it back and I do. . .
. . .I wiII date your sister.
I got nothing against you.
I don't want Catherine to get that 2 a.m. phone caII. . .
. . .saying something's happened to you.
I don't want her to Iive Iike that.
Nothing wiII happen to me. I'm charmed.
I'II teII you what. I'II stay away. . .
. . .untiI you give me your bIessing. Fair enough?
In that case. . .
. . .never.
Thought so.
Time to work. Something's on the computer.
The information on Perret.
-We're at the Iocation. -And a very serious gate.
-Is this pIace fortified? -Don't know.
Use extreme caution.
Listen to him.
Yes, Mommy.
My God!
ReaI subtIe!
We're in!
Let's get out!
Come on.
It Iooks Iike we're in a goddamn pit!
Come on!
To the right!
Left!
I'm going for it!
ReaI subtIe!
Where'd you Iearn to drive?
Stevie Wonder.
-We're on fire! -We're cooking now!
-It's a dead end! -We're in a goddamn maze!
We're bIocked!
He's pIaying with us!
Shit!
Come on!
Get the sons of bitches!
-Do you want the good news or bad news? -The bad.
We're aImost out of gas.
The good?
We're aImost out of gas.
He must own a used car-Iot.
Take them!
AII right! That's the Iast of them!
Home team!
-Behind you! -What is that?!
Not the WeIcome Wagon!
BaiI!
What's that noise?
Don't worry. A few speed bumps!
Let's get out of here!
I need a gun!
Are you hoIding out on me?
Why is yours bigger than mine?
Genetics, peewee.
Why aren 't you guys talking to me anymore? Say something.
Perret has to be in there.
It's the onIy buiIding Ieft standing.
Any chance he'II surrender?
Not IikeIy.
Remember. . .
. . .use extreme caution.
Ciao.
Nice coIIection.
Toys for tots.
No more owes-ies. We're even.
-Why? -I just saved your Iife.
We'II discuss it Iater.
Let them come.
We are ready.
Bombs for tots.
Facility destruct sequence...
...now engaged.
Somebody activated a bomb.
Wonder who.
-How do we stop it? -We don't. We get Perret.
Get me a toy, too.
We onIy got 1 1 minutes.
The Raiders had 3 touchdowns in 1 1 minutes.
But they had 3 time-outs.
CIip.
Look out!
You okay, Cash?
-CIean exit. -You're Iucky.
I've been shot before. Never feIt Iucky about it.
Stop compIaining.
-Right side. -Got it.
-Some hobby! -We got our own TV show.
Let's get out.
Not yet. Game's just starting.
Over here.
Let her go!
AII right, Requin.
You want me? You got me.
I got you both now.
Two for the price of one.
Pretty boy's trying to get the drop on me.
Drop your fucking gun or I'II drop sister here!
Drop your gun, Cash.
I can take him.
Drop your goddamn gun!
I drop it. . .
. . .and we're both dead and you know it.
If you don't drop it, we aII go up.
Recognize pIan B?
She fancies me.
Might even Iose her head over me. Know what I mean?
You don't know my mate here.
He's Iooking forward to kicking your brains in.
Ain't you?
WeII, pretty boy. . .
. . .I'd Iike you to watch me. . .
. . .pIeasure your sister sIow and easy.
But I onIy got a few minutes to carve you up!
We never taIked about pIan C, asshoIe.
FUBAR. Big time.
Find Catherine.
When the Great Scorer comes to write against your name, He'II mark. . .
. . .not that you won or Iost. . .
. . .but how you pIayed the game.
What buIIshit!
This game has cost me!
I'II bIow him into the ozone.
Know which one?
I do.
I Ieave you with this thought.
AII you need is a gun.
Got it.
So do I.
Let's take him aIive.
Kneecaps.
One. . . .
-My sights are off. -Mine too.
Cash, get the door!
Hurry up!
-She all right? -Yeah.
How'd you know who to shoot?
The ring.
No, the monogram.
It was reversed.
-What about the ring? -On the wrong hand.
Are we cIever or what? Let's bIow this pIace.
20 seconds, Cash.
There's a Iot more poIIution in the sky tonight and it's caIIed Perret.
Kiki, are you okay?
I'm okay, I'm just worried about you.
Thanks. I'II Iose my arm because I saved him.
Catherine, it's a scratch.
Cash, you got sIoppy and stumbIed.
SIoppy? I took that hit for you!
After aII I've done for you, you're stiII ungratefuI.
For me?
This is no time to argue.
He can't accept that he's the number two cop.
He can't handIe it.
Dream on. You got your version, I got the truth.
Admit that you guys work weII together.
No matter what you say, Ray. . .
. . .I've at Ieast earned the right to date your sister.
Over my dead body.
DeaI.